For the FTC: A CD has been provided for this review. I get to keep it.
Brandi Carlile.
Never heard of her.
That’s no completely true. I went to a Seattle Storm game back in July and she was sitting in the row in front of me. And 10 seats to the left. I saw some really hot chick come in and sit down. I was all, “Not fair.” I want her arms. Not for me to gnaw on like a chicken leg cuz I was hungry… no, for me to attach to my body. You see, she has good arms. I have “guns”. I wanted to trade arms with her.
Then the guy who had the arena microphone (I also wanted the microphone, I was in a mood that night I suppose), took a moment during one of the time-outs to tell us a celeb was in day ha–ouse! I was all, “Whu? Me?” And he was all, “Singer and songwriter Brandi Carlile!” And I was all, “Great. She’s got great arms AND she’s famous. Double not fair.”
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I received a copy of the following CD… to keep… and this is what I think:
Alright peeps. The FTC is cracking down on us bloggers, and I need to be VERY honest and upfront about my product reviews.
In all honesty…
I don’t think mah man Harry could do a thing wrong. The man… excuse me… *catching breath*…
So, when the opportunity to review his newest CD presented itself, I tore into ‘dat like a pirana to a bloody carcass. I really do have it THAT BAD. The man can do no wrong. Well, I am not speaking of his character, just his skillz of musical magic.
Sing to me Harry… I digress.
Ermmm… I’m sure he is a great guy too. Harry, if you are reading this… drop me a line — jennyonthespot [at] gmail [dot] com… We can chat over coffee, and then I can review your character as well. I am a public servant like that.
But only if you want, tho.
*bats eyelashes*
*applies fresh layer of lip gloss*
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